I’m sorry, humans. We are a horrible blight on a lovely planet

Trying to save every last penny available for next weekend’s Electric Picnic means that alot of time has been spent lolling about the house in front of the oversized flatscreen (that actually came with the house?!) like a stroppy teenager, drinking coffee, watching shit television and getting understandably agitated at many many programmes. I’m sure [...]

Television: the drug of the nation.

So I have seen my first proper slice of the 5th circle of television hell that is Big Brother and once more the viewing public is being subjected to the baffling concepts of ‘realness’ and ‘fakeness’, ‘disrespecting’ and ‘recognising’. Seriously. Fuck off.I have absolutely no problem with the idea nor with the existence of Big [...]

I’ve watched the last episode of The Wire

And so it has ended.I will say nothing to ruin it, except to say that it ties everything up and you will not be upset…except for when it’s over because this is the end. Shit.