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Slaven you legend

Posted: June 20, 2008 in Uncategorized
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If I was ever going to leave my girlfriend for a man, that man would be Slaven Bilic, Croatia’s ‘rockstar’ manager. He’s got it all. Haunted war criminal eyes, the skin of a man who has smoked his own bodyweight in unfiltered, cheap cigarettes and the flippant demeanour of a man who cares so much he just doesn’t care. It’s called the ‘Brad Pitt in Fight Club’ effect. Heterosexuality is a fragile condition in this modern world, my friends. Maybe I’ll start a series: ‘Men I’d leave my lady for’. That should go down well in the Therewillbeblog Castle…